A soft, cozy hooded sweatshirt that mixes dry humor with everyday comfort. The clean, minimalist front text reads like a private joke—straightforward, deadpan, and effortlessly relatable. Wear it for slow mornings, carpool runs, or when you need to send a gentle eye-roll to the world. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it feel like a small retreat; the neutral color and classic fit keep it easy to layer and live in.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth, durability, and smooth print surface
- Tubular, seam-free body for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood, and spacious kangaroo pocket
- DTF and DTG printing options plus available chest or wrist embroidery
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz fabric with tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free wear
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
